Verse 1:
Walked through the doors, thought it’d be the best,
$1000 Fish? Put it to the test.
Sat down hungry, ready to splurge,
But thirty minutes later, I was on the verge.

No menu in sight, no water on the way,
It’s like I was invisible—I had nothing to say.
Oh, I came for luxury, not a waiting game,
If you’re charging that much, get your service in frame!

Chorus:
Been waiting half an hour, can’t take this hit,
If you’re charging a grand, better fix your shit.
Left a one-star ‘cause that’s what you’ve earned,
Now the owner’s online, and the tables have turned.

Verse 2:
I wrote it like it happened, straight and clear,
Said, “Fix your game if you want folks here.”
But the owner clapped back, sour as can be,
Blasting my review like it’s comedy.

“Oh, they’re just cheap!” they typed with flair,
“Bet they’ve never had real class anywhere.”
Screenshots flying, the comments were loud,
But I didn’t back down—I’m still proud.

Chorus:
Been waiting half an hour, can’t take this hit,
If you’re charging a grand, better fix your shit.
Left a one-star ‘cause that’s what you’ve earned,
Now the owner’s online, and the tables have turned.

Bridge:
It’s not about the money, it’s the principle here,
Treat people with respect, make the service clear.
You want the big bucks, then act like you care,
Not like a diva throwing shade everywhere.

Now the internet’s buzzing, it’s all a mess,
But I stand by my words—they’re not worth less.
If waiting half an hour makes me the fool,
Then maybe it’s your business that needs a new rule.

Chorus:
Been waiting half an hour, can’t take this hit,
If you’re charging a grand, better fix your shit.
Left a one-star ‘cause that’s what you’ve earned,
Now the owner’s online, and the tables have turned.

[Outro]
So fix your shit, yeah, get it in line,
Before the next one-star review is mine.
I’ll take my money where it’s worth the time,
Not where $1000 Fish tastes like a crime.